THIS IS SO FUCKING IRONIC I’VE NEVER BEEN SO LIVID IN MY LIFE. 

Please report trashylolita

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:03:55 with 125,418 notes

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:02:14 with 107,512 notes

"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."

— Lena Horne  (via asimetricna-vagina)
posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:01:56 with 134,552 notes

as-an-expression-of-love:

azgunguy:

***ATTENTION***
This is the latest anti-Semitic/ racist salute. It was first claimed to be anti Zionist but has escalated to anti-Jewry and anti-semitism all around. If you see anyone doing this salute called the/a “Quenelle” swiftly punch them in the face, scold them, whatever you feel like, just recognize that this is a symbol of hatred!

Please be careful guys (esp. Jewish, queer, or disabled people, or people of color.) I’ve seen Neo-Nazis do this, and they can be really dangerous groups of people to be around.

posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:01:48 with 9,049 notes
Anonymous: Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?

swanjolras:

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:01:23 with 23,022 notes
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
posted on 03/09/2014 at 13:01:08 with 37,530 notes
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Sometimes I want to walk in your shoes. Do the type of things that I never ever do. So, I take one look in the mirror and I say to myself, “Baby girl, you can’t survive like this.”

posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:29:14 with 317 notes

いただきます! / “Let’s eat!”

by BLACK RHOMBI (Gerald Leung)

posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:28:54 with 3,215 notes

"I’m tired… I’m so tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep, but it’s more than that."

Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:28:21 with 134,110 notes
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posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:27:58 with 9,058 notes

I see into your soul, Doctor. I see beauty, I see divinity, I see…hatred.

posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:26:35 with 99 notes

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

posted on 03/09/2014 at 12:26:30 with 187,570 notes